Gacked from asynca: Meme!

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, any fandom and any pairing, regardless of how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Plz note: I'm not going to write these, but I'm curious as to what you think I should do. Or even could do.

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In ficcly news: I'm halfway through Dawning Light 11, the cute part of Christmas Day. I'm about to go into a diabetic coma from the levels of sweetness. As you might expect, I'm about to flip that around and get things horrible. It disturbs me how much I enjoy tormenting fictional characters.