Three dollars and some change

DRABBLE for houses7177 for making this comment in my pole poll.: "I certainly don't want to have two characters previously het bouncing on down the slash road with cocks in hand and no reasonable explanation in sight." Heh.

Polyjuice Problem
(An HP drabble pour toi)

"Ron?"

Hermione's voice was deep, but not like Neville's, who she was trying to mimic with the polyjuice. Harry and Ron looked at each other, then Harry peeked around the edge of the toilet stall.

"Something went wrong," Hermione whispered.

"Not another cat?" Ron hissed.

"Ron." Harry's voice drew Ron up short, and he looked over Harry.

Oh. Hell.

"D'you mess up the potion?" Harry asked.

Hermione glared with strange features. "Maybe I had hairs from two people?"

Harry looked up at Ron. "That would explain the, uh, two of those."

"And the four of that?"

Hermione screamed in frustration.

Hey kids! Fanfic poll time. Please pimp this to everyone, so I can get a good idea of what's up. After you fill out the poll, tell us about your fave fandom in comments.

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