Three dollars and some change

So in light of the Criminal Minds spin-off news, I have a great idea for a low-budget CM spin-off. We can call it Criminal Minds: Quantico, and it will take place entirely in the FBI's Quantico facilities:

• 37% Penelope Garcia at her computer while the BAU team jets around the country (CM cast can guest star weekly on her computer screen)


• 12% clerks of the week standing around the water cooler talking office developments and politics


• 24% character building scenes in the Quantico cafeteria (there has to be one right?) complete with jokes over the food


• 3% X-Files gags whenever anyone has to go down to the filing room in the basement


• 7% characters discussing cases outside while the cadets run around the campus on training jogs


• 4% background discussions of the socio-political situation both in the US and internationally


• 11% use of Spencer Reid dropping in on other departments during his lunch break and actually being seen as a valuable asset by 99% of FBI agents (instead of the boring trope of mocking the slightly eccentric genius and disregarding their insight i hate that trope)


• 2% dinosaurs

Who's with me?